How to ???

I typed in "How to " in the google search box and usual it gave me a dozen options. I am listing them down in order. Well, this means that these are the most searched how to's in the world but seems very very starnge to me...

1) How to Kiss (Why in the worly anybody would look that up in the web!!!..I cant imagine what kind of instructions they are looking for)

2) How to download Youtube Videos (Well, this definitely is the most sensible of the lot... But even i know of some simple way to do it)

3) How to get Pregnant (Well, this sounds a no brainer to me.. we havent got a biilion people in this country without this knowledge :P)

4) How to Reduce Belly ( ok fatso, eat less and exercise..no fancy pill is going to work wonders on you !!!)

5) How to delete Facebook account ( Mark Zuckerberg watch out!!!)

6) How to Find Rajinikanth ( I love this one!! thalivar is simply great!!!)

7) How to create a website (must be some stupid non techy like me :P)

8) How to lose weight ( the fatso's back)

9) How to reduce weight ( Here he/she goes again :P)

10) How to Impress a girl ( On Valentines week, Im surprised this come in rank 10. Looks like more guys have figured it out and moved on to better things like no. 1 and no. 3 on list)

For those who are trying to figure out the life in your 17" monitor. Switch it off and step out, do some mistakes, fall down, dust yourself, get up and keep going. There is just no better way to experience the world and truly live your life.