What is the Meaning of Life?

Dear Fellow Bloggers,

First of all, thank you for giving me this wonderful opportunity to participate in this group blog. Now before I proceed any further, a quick word. If you think that this post (and all posts I'm gonna post henceforth) is/are something worthwhile reading, please DO NOT regret later. Go away NOW! Okay..just kidding. If you have come for some intellectual stuff, what I can post is probably random unintellectual rants. And I believe it won't be as crappy as you have imagined it to be by now.

What is the Meaning of Life?

Isn't this one of life's unanswerable questions? Have any of you found out the meaning of your/his/her/my/their/anybody's/somebody's/nobody's meaning of life? What the crap? Yes!! You got it right. Life is crap, or, at least, the idea of it, from an unbiased point of view. I'll tell you. The meaning of life is to find a meaning of life. Having realised this fact, the meaning of life is to find an ever better meaning of life. Life is what you make it.

Well, the only certain thing about life is death. Yeah, the reason we live here is to DIE. But first, it seems, one has to experience bullying by that fatso at school, ragging in college, facing the first interview, sitting vetty and chatting during office hours, participate in a group blog, experience the thrill of running over an important meeting and pelting your good-for-nothing project manager with eggs before he has truly 'lived'. Alternatively you could just stay at home watching TV and eating potato chips and assorted junk food every day. That works just as well.

For you see, life is all about making your own choices. Whether to go to work naked or in a Ramarajan suit, to see what happens if you put a rat in the microwave and a toad in your mixer, to poke your co-worker in the eye with a needle or a knife. You live and die by your decisions (or lack thereof, in the case of whether or not to ignore that 'High Voltage' sign).